Failure #4

So yesterday I had no fails to write about...well today I seemed to be making up for lost time. It all started when I left my class to go to the Rot to get some lunch. I got almost to the door when I realized I did not have my wallet. I had accidentally left it in my friends dorm room. So I turned around in disappointment and started the long walk back to my dorm. Well there I was just walking through the hallway, when all of the sudden I see this guy tripping over my foot. And btw not just a trip...this was a hardcore trip, he almost fell into the door. Oh and not only did I trip this poor guy but there was a huge crowd of people, so I couldn't even stop to apologize. Well at this point I'm just laughing at myself thinking...could I be any clumsier. I think we all know the answer to that question.
Well I rode the bus back to my dorm and was following a girl into the building. She stops at the door and starts rifling through her huge backpack for her keys. I thought that it might take awhile because she had a pretty big backpack so I decided to just get my keys. Now I was rifling through my bag. Guess what... I didn't have my keys. "Great!" I thought to myself and laughed as she finally found her keys and opened the door. I went straight to my friends' room to get my wallet. Their door was locked. I sat outside their room for a minute and then I got a text message from one of the girls that lived there, Lisa, asking if I wanted to go to the Rot. Hah! Did I ever...I was starving! I told her my wallet was locked in her room but she said she'd pay for me and we planned to meet at 1:45. Well I had about a half an hour to kill and I was dead tired so I just decided to sleep in my room. I went to open the door, which is usually unlocked, but of course today it was not. So I just gave up, took my glasses off, and slept on the couch in the common room. Well I woke up right as I was supposed to leave, and I didn't want to be late so I rushed down the stairs and out the door. As soon as I got outside, and the door closed behind me, I realized that I couldn't see anything, because as luck would have it, I left my glasses in my dorm. I turned around to go and get them...but of course I did not have my keys, so I just said whatever and walked to the Rot. Well on my way to the Rot I managed to almost get hit by a motorcycle and a car at the same time. Yes. That was my day.

And thus goes Failure #4--Failure to remember things? Idk what you would call it...but it doesn't matter...it's a fail nonetheless.